Lover or Fighter
Rules:
1. Your OC can't touch the interviewer for whatever reason you choose.
2. You may use multiple OCs but it was created with the idea of one OC.
3. This was created for those who have killed. If they haven't killed, get out.
4. Made to test the reactions of OCs.
6. IT IS COMPULSORY TO POST THESE RULES.
7. You don't need to tag, that question may be used for extra SASS from your OC towards the most charming interviewer.
1. "Hey, what's your name?"
"You can call me Louisiana."
2. "How old are you?"
"... Would you believe me if I said I was 23?"
3. "No. And your gender?"
"... You tryin’ to say something, hot-shot?"
4. "Fine. What are/were your parents like?"
"As the Counselor would say, that information is classified... And for a damn good reason."
5. "We all need someone to watch our back, is there anyone to take care of you?"
"I have a sister, sort of. We make a point of watching each other’s six. I had someone else, too, but he isn’t really... around anymore."
6. "I see...In your opinion, are you a lover or a fighter? Don't say both."
"Pfft! I’m a lover, not a fighter. Although, I do have a tendency to throw the first punch."
7. "And what do you think people view you as?"
"Probably as a fighter, due to the aforementioned tendency to throw punches."
8. "Speaking of lovers, have you got a boyfriend? Or a girlfriend?"
"A lover and a boyfriend are entirely different things... You should really be more specific, Bob."
9. "If not, why not? Do you think it's your fault or do you think it's their loss?"
"I think if you keep up with this line of questioning then you’re likely to get hit."
10. "If you do, what are they like?"
"Dude, this is your last warning, punk..."
11. "Yeah, yeah, yeah. Describe your life in one word."
"Uh, exhausting."
12. "Do you have a goal in life? In love?"
"Yeah, find certain people, kill ‘em, have a drink, and find someone good-looking to celebrate with."
13. "Ever wanna have kids?"
*snort* "Good God, no! Kids are one of the few things in life that I have absolutely no wish to try. It’s like crystal meth. Not even once."
14. "How would you like to die?"
"I wouldn’t. But, I suppose I’d like to go out with a little dignity; something my life has sorely lacked."
15. "I'm sure we can arrange it for you soon. What's your favorite weapon?"
"I’ve got a soft spot for my DMR, Jackson. Yes, I named my gun."
16. "Where do you live?"
"Me and Teri have a place in about every system—perks of my previous line of work—but she’s out on Reach with the guy who knocked her up so I guess that’s about as close as it comes."
17. "Sounds awful, how do you manage to live in such a dump?"
*raises eyebrow* "My old employer would have a few choice words about someone who describes as place that he picked out as a “dump”. And none of them would be particularly pleasant."
18. "What's...what's that smell?"
"Probably the blood of the people I killed just before you pulled me into this broom closet for a fucking interview."
19. "It's you. You stink! When was the last time you showered exactly?"
"A few hours before I left for the mission."
20. "Mhm yeah it shows." ¬_¬
"Well that was a couple days ago..."
21. "Do you have a theme song, do you think? Perhaps one your creator found for you?"
"Yeah, I think it was Pat Benatar’s “Hell Is For Children”. It kinda changes day to day."
22. "Do you like it?"
"Sure, it’s a pretty accurate representation of my ever-fucked-up life."
23. "How do you feel about your creator? Don't forget; they selected this interview for you."
"If it’s their fault that my life is the way it is then, if I ever meet them, I’ll kill them.
24. "Ever killed anyone?"
"Duh. I’m a fucking Freelancer! And before that I was a… different variation of a soldier."
25. "Thought as much. I'm impressed. Ever killed a family member? Why?"
*mutters* "I wish..."
26. "A friend? Why?"
"Nuh-uh. I have this little thing called loyalty, ever heard of it? Besides, I don’t have so many friends that I can get away with offing them."
27. "A lover? Why?"
"I don’t fuck around that often and, as a general rule, I try to avoid people who share my profession."
28. "A cop or other law enforcer? Yu-huh, I'm not sure I need to ask why here."
"Probably. I wouldn’t be all that surprised…"
29. "And how about yourself? I mean, have you ever considered ending your life? Other than the obvious stupidly pathetic life you lead bringing you down, what else made you consider?"
"I have no respect for people who do that for any reason other than being held captive by, like, a serial rapist or something. And even then, I’d make sure to kill the fucker first."
30. "And who/what stopped you?"
"Have you been listening?"
31. "Give me a break; these questions are scripted. If you had killed yourself, would anyone have felt bad about it? Friends, acquaintances, family, lovers?"
*shrugs*
32. "And I suppose you're glad you didn't?"
"I seriously need a translator for you."
33. "Yes, well great. I'd love to say it's been a pleasure talking to you but it really wasn't."
"Yeah, ditto, douche bag."
34. "You gonna tag any more people to do this so they can feel your pain?"
"Nah. I doubt it..." *smirks* "Though, I might like to see that cute little Brit in green squirm."
35. "Whatever. See ya later, though I really hope not."
"Fuck off, short-stack."
1. Your OC can't touch the interviewer for whatever reason you choose.
2. You may use multiple OCs but it was created with the idea of one OC.
3. This was created for those who have killed. If they haven't killed, get out.
4. Made to test the reactions of OCs.
6. IT IS COMPULSORY TO POST THESE RULES.
7. You don't need to tag, that question may be used for extra SASS from your OC towards the most charming interviewer.
1. "Hey, what's your name?"
"You can call me Louisiana."
2. "How old are you?"
"... Would you believe me if I said I was 23?"
3. "No. And your gender?"
"... You tryin’ to say something, hot-shot?"
4. "Fine. What are/were your parents like?"
"As the Counselor would say, that information is classified... And for a damn good reason."
5. "We all need someone to watch our back, is there anyone to take care of you?"
"I have a sister, sort of. We make a point of watching each other’s six. I had someone else, too, but he isn’t really... around anymore."
6. "I see...In your opinion, are you a lover or a fighter? Don't say both."
"Pfft! I’m a lover, not a fighter. Although, I do have a tendency to throw the first punch."
7. "And what do you think people view you as?"
"Probably as a fighter, due to the aforementioned tendency to throw punches."
8. "Speaking of lovers, have you got a boyfriend? Or a girlfriend?"
"A lover and a boyfriend are entirely different things... You should really be more specific, Bob."
9. "If not, why not? Do you think it's your fault or do you think it's their loss?"
"I think if you keep up with this line of questioning then you’re likely to get hit."
10. "If you do, what are they like?"
"Dude, this is your last warning, punk..."
11. "Yeah, yeah, yeah. Describe your life in one word."
"Uh, exhausting."
12. "Do you have a goal in life? In love?"
"Yeah, find certain people, kill ‘em, have a drink, and find someone good-looking to celebrate with."
13. "Ever wanna have kids?"
*snort* "Good God, no! Kids are one of the few things in life that I have absolutely no wish to try. It’s like crystal meth. Not even once."
14. "How would you like to die?"
"I wouldn’t. But, I suppose I’d like to go out with a little dignity; something my life has sorely lacked."
15. "I'm sure we can arrange it for you soon. What's your favorite weapon?"
"I’ve got a soft spot for my DMR, Jackson. Yes, I named my gun."
16. "Where do you live?"
"Me and Teri have a place in about every system—perks of my previous line of work—but she’s out on Reach with the guy who knocked her up so I guess that’s about as close as it comes."
17. "Sounds awful, how do you manage to live in such a dump?"
*raises eyebrow* "My old employer would have a few choice words about someone who describes as place that he picked out as a “dump”. And none of them would be particularly pleasant."
18. "What's...what's that smell?"
"Probably the blood of the people I killed just before you pulled me into this broom closet for a fucking interview."
19. "It's you. You stink! When was the last time you showered exactly?"
"A few hours before I left for the mission."
20. "Mhm yeah it shows." ¬_¬
"Well that was a couple days ago..."
21. "Do you have a theme song, do you think? Perhaps one your creator found for you?"
"Yeah, I think it was Pat Benatar’s “Hell Is For Children”. It kinda changes day to day."
22. "Do you like it?"
"Sure, it’s a pretty accurate representation of my ever-fucked-up life."
23. "How do you feel about your creator? Don't forget; they selected this interview for you."
"If it’s their fault that my life is the way it is then, if I ever meet them, I’ll kill them.
24. "Ever killed anyone?"
"Duh. I’m a fucking Freelancer! And before that I was a… different variation of a soldier."
25. "Thought as much. I'm impressed. Ever killed a family member? Why?"
*mutters* "I wish..."
26. "A friend? Why?"
"Nuh-uh. I have this little thing called loyalty, ever heard of it? Besides, I don’t have so many friends that I can get away with offing them."
27. "A lover? Why?"
"I don’t fuck around that often and, as a general rule, I try to avoid people who share my profession."
28. "A cop or other law enforcer? Yu-huh, I'm not sure I need to ask why here."
"Probably. I wouldn’t be all that surprised…"
29. "And how about yourself? I mean, have you ever considered ending your life? Other than the obvious stupidly pathetic life you lead bringing you down, what else made you consider?"
"I have no respect for people who do that for any reason other than being held captive by, like, a serial rapist or something. And even then, I’d make sure to kill the fucker first."
30. "And who/what stopped you?"
"Have you been listening?"
31. "Give me a break; these questions are scripted. If you had killed yourself, would anyone have felt bad about it? Friends, acquaintances, family, lovers?"
*shrugs*
32. "And I suppose you're glad you didn't?"
"I seriously need a translator for you."
33. "Yes, well great. I'd love to say it's been a pleasure talking to you but it really wasn't."
"Yeah, ditto, douche bag."
34. "You gonna tag any more people to do this so they can feel your pain?"
"Nah. I doubt it..." *smirks* "Though, I might like to see that cute little Brit in green squirm."
35. "Whatever. See ya later, though I really hope not."
"Fuck off, short-stack."