KnightlyWordsmith's RvB Freelancer Meme
List 5 Freelancers (Canon or OCs)
1. Louisiana
2. York
3. Maine
4.Missi
5.South
1. [5] is in trouble with the Director. Why?
Louisiana: “Well, is there a legitimate precedence for punishing stupidity?”
*dodges punch*
Louisiana: “Or bitchiness?”
South: “You’d be the first to be punished for that one!”
Louisiana: *innocently* "So you admit that you’d be punished for the first one?"
2. [1] and [4] get extremely drunk, and [2] has to take care of them. What happens?
Missi: “I’m gonna rip out every hair on her goddamn head!”
Louisiana: “I’m just gonna rip off her goddamn head!”
York: Ladies!
*stands desperately between them*
York: “Just calm dow—Oh fuck!”
*throws himself out of the way*
3. [1] and [3] are having an argument. What is it about? What does [4] do when they get caught up in the argument as well?
Louisiana: “I told you to leave some pudding for me you asshole! You always grab the last one!”
Maine: *shrugs and continues eating*
Louisiana: “… I hate you.”
*turns to giggling Missi*
Louisiana: “And I hate you more for giving him the pudding!”
Missi: *giggles harder*
4. [3] is very upset. Why? When [2] sees them do they try and comfort [3]?
Maine: *growls and punches the wall*
York: *walks up* “Hey, buddy! What’s up!”
Maine: *growls menacingly*
York: *backs away slowly* “I’m just gonna… RUN!”
5. [2] decides to throw a party for their fellow Freelancers. How does that turn out?
York: *nurses several wounds and bruises* “Yeah, not as well as one might think.”
Louisiana: *glances over and shrugs* “I told you not to let Maine and South do shots together.”
6. [5] catches [2] leaving [4]'s room one night. What happens?
South: “What the fuck?!
York: *startles* “Oh!... Um, South!”
*loud and obviously*
York: “How are you! What’s going on, South! Why are you here!... In front of Mississippi’s quarters!”
South: *snorts* “Oh, yeah, I’m the one out of character, here.” *begins shouting*
South: “Hey, Carolina! I’ve got some bad news about lover-boy!”
York: “Ohshitpleasesaveme!”
7. [3] trips and falls flat on their face. What is [5]'s reaction?
Louisiana: *claps a hand on Missi’s shoulder* “Deep down, Mississippi, here, wants to laugh and make some snarky remark. But she’s just too scared.”
Missi: *gulps and looks at Maine fearfully* “… That’s not true.”
8. In the middle of a mission [1] decides to tell [5] how they really feel about them. What is [5]'s reaction?
Louisiana: *ducks Insurrectionist fire* “Mississippi…”
Missi: *fires back* “What.”
Louisiana: *sincerely* “We may not make it out of here… and I just want you to know one thing…”
*lobs grenade*
Missi: “Ugh, what?”
Louisiana: “I--” *takes deep breath* “I’ve always hated you. Always. You have an absurdly high-pitched voice that is unpleasant on the ears--”
*kicks a soldier in the face*
Louisiana: “You’re a shitty shot with a rifle and the only reason you hit anything is because it’s an automatic and has, like, a thousand bullets--”
*backhands soldier into wall then shoots with pistol*
Louisiana: “And, while you have a mean right hook, Washington is better at hand-to-hand than you are--”
Missi: *glowers silently throughout* Fuck. You.
*turns assault rifle on Louisiana*
Louisiana: *grins* “Also--”
*Missi pulls trigger*
Louisiana: “You pay no attention to when you run out of ammo.”
*runs off and engages rest of soldiers*
9. [3] wakes up handcuffed to a chair. How did they get there and what happens next?
Maine: *yanks on cuffs* “What the hell?”
Louisiana: *looks over and grimaces* “Yeah, apparently the Director wasn’t happy with our tag-teaming Mississippi. Who’da thunk, right?”
Maine: *growls* “What now?”
Louisiana: *shrugs* “The Counselor was in here while you were out and said something about letting us out if, or when, Mississippi gets out of ICU. So, I guess we just… chill ‘til then?”
Maine: *shrugs too* “Good enough for me.”
*both settle in for a nap*
10. [4] and [5] meet the Reds and Blues. What are their reactions?
Missi: *shakes head* “I can’t—I don’t—I just—What?”
South: *rolls eyes* “Let’s just shoot ‘em.”
Missi: *shrugs* “Good enough for me.”
*both raise guns*
11. Out of the blue [1] starts singing. What song is it and how do the other's react?
Louisiana: *hums* “I wonder if you know/How they live in Tokyo/If you seen it then you mean it/Then you know you have to go/ Fast and furio-o-o-us!”
York: *looks over* “What are you doing?”
Louisiana: “Hmm?... Oh, nothing.”
*continues humming*
12. [4] is fatally wounded on the battlefield. What happens in their final moments?
Missi: *outraged* “Louisiana! You son of a bi—Herk!...Bleah!”
Louisiana: *looks over, unconcernedly* “Oops.”
*turns on radio*
Louisiana: “Uh, man down. Or, um, woman down?... Whatever. Agent down.”
13. What is [2]'s greatest weakness?
York: *blushes* “C-carolina…”
14. [4] kills [3]. What does [1] do when they find out?
Louisiana: *picks up pistol and shoots Missi* “Oops.”
*turns on radio*
Louisiana: “Uh, man down. Or, um, woman down?... Whatever. Agent down.”
15. All of them are on a mission that goes awry. Whose fault is it and are they able to recover and complete the mission?
*looks over the field of soldiers*
Louisiana: “Just so we get our story straight… Mississippi did it!”
Missi: *indignantly* “Hey, whatthefuck, Louisiana!”
Maine: *shrugs* “Yeah, Mississippi did it.”
Missi: *outraged* “Hey, whatthefuck, Maine!”
1. Louisiana
2. York
3. Maine
4.Missi
5.South
1. [5] is in trouble with the Director. Why?
Louisiana: “Well, is there a legitimate precedence for punishing stupidity?”
*dodges punch*
Louisiana: “Or bitchiness?”
South: “You’d be the first to be punished for that one!”
Louisiana: *innocently* "So you admit that you’d be punished for the first one?"
2. [1] and [4] get extremely drunk, and [2] has to take care of them. What happens?
Missi: “I’m gonna rip out every hair on her goddamn head!”
Louisiana: “I’m just gonna rip off her goddamn head!”
York: Ladies!
*stands desperately between them*
York: “Just calm dow—Oh fuck!”
*throws himself out of the way*
3. [1] and [3] are having an argument. What is it about? What does [4] do when they get caught up in the argument as well?
Louisiana: “I told you to leave some pudding for me you asshole! You always grab the last one!”
Maine: *shrugs and continues eating*
Louisiana: “… I hate you.”
*turns to giggling Missi*
Louisiana: “And I hate you more for giving him the pudding!”
Missi: *giggles harder*
4. [3] is very upset. Why? When [2] sees them do they try and comfort [3]?
Maine: *growls and punches the wall*
York: *walks up* “Hey, buddy! What’s up!”
Maine: *growls menacingly*
York: *backs away slowly* “I’m just gonna… RUN!”
5. [2] decides to throw a party for their fellow Freelancers. How does that turn out?
York: *nurses several wounds and bruises* “Yeah, not as well as one might think.”
Louisiana: *glances over and shrugs* “I told you not to let Maine and South do shots together.”
6. [5] catches [2] leaving [4]'s room one night. What happens?
South: “What the fuck?!
York: *startles* “Oh!... Um, South!”
*loud and obviously*
York: “How are you! What’s going on, South! Why are you here!... In front of Mississippi’s quarters!”
South: *snorts* “Oh, yeah, I’m the one out of character, here.” *begins shouting*
South: “Hey, Carolina! I’ve got some bad news about lover-boy!”
York: “Ohshitpleasesaveme!”
7. [3] trips and falls flat on their face. What is [5]'s reaction?
Louisiana: *claps a hand on Missi’s shoulder* “Deep down, Mississippi, here, wants to laugh and make some snarky remark. But she’s just too scared.”
Missi: *gulps and looks at Maine fearfully* “… That’s not true.”
8. In the middle of a mission [1] decides to tell [5] how they really feel about them. What is [5]'s reaction?
Louisiana: *ducks Insurrectionist fire* “Mississippi…”
Missi: *fires back* “What.”
Louisiana: *sincerely* “We may not make it out of here… and I just want you to know one thing…”
*lobs grenade*
Missi: “Ugh, what?”
Louisiana: “I--” *takes deep breath* “I’ve always hated you. Always. You have an absurdly high-pitched voice that is unpleasant on the ears--”
*kicks a soldier in the face*
Louisiana: “You’re a shitty shot with a rifle and the only reason you hit anything is because it’s an automatic and has, like, a thousand bullets--”
*backhands soldier into wall then shoots with pistol*
Louisiana: “And, while you have a mean right hook, Washington is better at hand-to-hand than you are--”
Missi: *glowers silently throughout* Fuck. You.
*turns assault rifle on Louisiana*
Louisiana: *grins* “Also--”
*Missi pulls trigger*
Louisiana: “You pay no attention to when you run out of ammo.”
*runs off and engages rest of soldiers*
9. [3] wakes up handcuffed to a chair. How did they get there and what happens next?
Maine: *yanks on cuffs* “What the hell?”
Louisiana: *looks over and grimaces* “Yeah, apparently the Director wasn’t happy with our tag-teaming Mississippi. Who’da thunk, right?”
Maine: *growls* “What now?”
Louisiana: *shrugs* “The Counselor was in here while you were out and said something about letting us out if, or when, Mississippi gets out of ICU. So, I guess we just… chill ‘til then?”
Maine: *shrugs too* “Good enough for me.”
*both settle in for a nap*
10. [4] and [5] meet the Reds and Blues. What are their reactions?
Missi: *shakes head* “I can’t—I don’t—I just—What?”
South: *rolls eyes* “Let’s just shoot ‘em.”
Missi: *shrugs* “Good enough for me.”
*both raise guns*
11. Out of the blue [1] starts singing. What song is it and how do the other's react?
Louisiana: *hums* “I wonder if you know/How they live in Tokyo/If you seen it then you mean it/Then you know you have to go/ Fast and furio-o-o-us!”
York: *looks over* “What are you doing?”
Louisiana: “Hmm?... Oh, nothing.”
*continues humming*
12. [4] is fatally wounded on the battlefield. What happens in their final moments?
Missi: *outraged* “Louisiana! You son of a bi—Herk!...Bleah!”
Louisiana: *looks over, unconcernedly* “Oops.”
*turns on radio*
Louisiana: “Uh, man down. Or, um, woman down?... Whatever. Agent down.”
13. What is [2]'s greatest weakness?
York: *blushes* “C-carolina…”
14. [4] kills [3]. What does [1] do when they find out?
Louisiana: *picks up pistol and shoots Missi* “Oops.”
*turns on radio*
Louisiana: “Uh, man down. Or, um, woman down?... Whatever. Agent down.”
15. All of them are on a mission that goes awry. Whose fault is it and are they able to recover and complete the mission?
*looks over the field of soldiers*
Louisiana: “Just so we get our story straight… Mississippi did it!”
Missi: *indignantly* “Hey, whatthefuck, Louisiana!”
Maine: *shrugs* “Yeah, Mississippi did it.”
Missi: *outraged* “Hey, whatthefuck, Maine!”